January 2012
Long relationships > Short relationships.
preciousfate:
I would rather have a long meaningful relationship than a short bullshit one. I don’t see why some people just rush into a relationship so quickly; asking someone out when they still have so much to learn about them. Are you that desperate? It takes time to see the true beauty that a person may hold inside, you know. So just be patient and wait until it’s the right time to get...
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
bipch:
why do we watch a ball drop on new years
are we watching this new year become a man or
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
December 2011
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
Everyone says they're going to kiss someone from...
Anonymous asked: Do you have any bestfriends? if so what are their names and what do you like most about them?
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
How teens and adults text
light-on-my-heaart:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
michaelbubblybath:
forever the ugly duckling
when do I become a swan this is BULLSHIT
When I start to ship something or I start to like...
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
Watchbabyminaj:
just to let you know :-)
American Horror Story.
Tate is by far my favorite character and I feel so bad for him and sjdnsaidhasihrabrw WHY ARE YOU SO SWEET WHY CANT YOU BE ALIVE WHY DID YOU KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHY WHY WHY
Reblog if you laugh like this
onedirectionstayforeveryoung:
sitting next to my sister and her boyfriend as...
*slits wrists*
shutupkait:
Things I’m really good at:
liking guys totally out of my reach
hating myself
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Uggggggggh.
I feel so ugly today. I was watching my show, and the geeky guy got a girlfriend, and I dont know. I just thought no one would want me. Im too ugly. And then I got all sad and didn’t want to do anything, so I went to sleep. Now Im up and still feel like crap. My sister had a boyfriend for a year and a half who deeply loved her. She now has a boyfriend who will travel so many miles to see...
My names Nadine:
I’m beautiful
I’m amazing
I’m intellegent
I’m hilarious
I’m caring
I’m important
I will make it
I love myself
People love me
My bestfriend loves me
The end <3
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
mrhambalu:
mightseehell:
oh my god
ching chong ching ching omfg
your so chinese omg
perfect
Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
chanthavyyy:
never everr everrrrr
3 tags
People ask for you to ask them stuff unanon,
but when I do they don’t answer me. So I guess you have to ask anon to get a response__________-
When people from tumblr ask people to add them on...
Like, Iwould love to talk to everyone I follow but I dont want it to be awkward.
Firefox just stopped working on my computer?
Now im forced to use internet explorer_________-
When someone calls your bestfriend their...
Reblog if your best friend is amazingly BEAUTIFUL.
Cute boy walks by me
Me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*